What's happening troops? Fresh beans are roasting.

Speciality coffee. Glasgow patter.

What's happening, troops?

Banging coffee, roasted fresh and sent to your door. No tasting exam required.

Roasted fresh
in Scotland
Craigneuk Cracker coffee bag A Bit of Boaby coffee bag Have You Checked His Pulse coffee bag
Freshly roasted Proper speciality coffee Whole bean or ground Sent from Scotland

Not sure where to start?

Pick your situation.

No wheel of tasting jargon. Tell us what kind of day you're having and we'll narrow it down.

Boaby's bean selection

Every bag is speciality grade and roasted fresh to order. Choose whole bean or your usual grind.

Have You Checked His Pulse Colombian coffee bag

Vanilla · Butterscotch · Lime

Have You Checked His Pulse?

Sweet, smooth and built for mornings when you can barely function.

From £16.95
Decaf He's Deid Man decaf coffee bag

Honey · Milk chocolate · Vanilla

He's Deid Man

Proper coffee at 9pm without lying awake replaying every daft thing you've said.

From £16.95
Craigneuk Cracker spring blend coffee bag

Milk chocolate · Hot cross buns · Fruit pastels

Craigneuk Cracker

A bright wee cracker with El Salvador, Kenya and Brazil in the bag. Full of character, just like the place.

From £14.95
Yer Grannies Tin organic Honduran coffee bag

Organic · Comforting · Proper

Yer Grannies Tin

The good stuff your granny keeps for special visitors. A washed Honduran from the COMSA co-operative.

From £16.95
Absolutely serious A Bit of Boaby OG thousand pound coffee bag

The same beans · Free postage · A story forever

A Bit of Boaby OG

Just A Bit of Boaby, but £1,000. Nothing extra included. An insane price tag and a belter of a story if someone buys it.

£1,000 Go on then

Why it takes a minute

Fresh means fresh.

  1. Choose itPick your bag and your grind.
  2. We roast itNo stale stock sitting for months.
  3. You brew itWorth the wee wait. Promise.
A school portrait of Bobby as a boy Legend in the making.
His words, no ours.

Who's behind it?

Coffee got Bobby off the couch and talking to folk again.

It started with the cheapest coffee machine he could find, moved into a shed, survived the Barras, and found a home at Dockyard Social.

“My goal has always been to connect with people and make folk smile.”
Read the whole story

“You are all clearly insane. But so am I, so that's why it's working out.”

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Messages from Bobby

New beans, pop-ups and occasional nonsense.

Your beans

Nothing in here yet. The beans are just up there.